'Adult Speech'?

Some funny encounters to share :

mommy : "renee"
renee : "ya"
mommy : "renee"
renee : "ya?"
mommy : "renee..."
renee :(finally caught the cue) "ya darling..."
mommy : (controlling) "where's the brick?"
renee :(shrugging shoulders) "errm, I don't know"
mommy : "go, find it"
renee : "ok..."
renee : (came back, frowning) "mommy, I cannot find, how?"
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mommy : "can u please keep the crayons in the box, renee"
renee : "wait nene spoil how?"
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Teacher?

renee : "mommy, say 'mickey mouse'..." - immitating teacher/me, coaching her on how to pronouce something
mommy : "oh ok, errrrr... mickey mok"
renee : "no, it's mickey mouse"
mommy : "errrm ok, mommy try again ok", "errrm, mickey mook"
renee : "nooooo, it's mickey mouse, ok ok, wait, i show u ok"
renee(back with a book) : "ok mommy look, say 'mickey mouse'"
mommy : "errmmm, mickey mouse?"
renee :(clapping) "yeah!, good job mommy"
mommy : "....."

hahahahaha
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mommy : "ok renee, rice is ready"
renee : "nene want eat, know"
mommy : "renee hungry already?"
renee : "ya"
mommy : "ok, mum mum ready, u can eat soon ok"
renee : "ok, thank u"

:)
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Her fav - "Upsy Daisy"
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"Uncle don't stop hor, naughty uncle" with a frown - when the taxi doesn't stop upon our hailing lolz
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Sometimes, when the floor in the sch's children toilet cubicle is wet and she has to use it, she'll frown n complain "yeeee, naughty boy boy(referring to the older boys in the sch) chee chee so dirty hor"
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will post more as they come along or as & when I can remember lolz...